Hum hain raahi pyar ke phir milenge chalte chalte!

Finally, shaadi! People say that your life changes after marriage, somehow i dont feel it yet. may be thats because i know my wife from the past many years, its like living with your best friend..As far as the shaadi process goes, the couple definitely needs a good body massage and a mental conditioning camp, after all the rituals. The physical exercise we had by touching others peoples feet, would give all these weight losing concerns such as VLCC a run for their money! Somehow many people find a sadistic pleasure in all the customs..i remember during during one of the rituals, my uncle slept during the entire rituals, only in between he used to get up and say "ye theek se nahi ho raha, aisa karo..waisa karo.." then again he would go back to sleep..there were many others like that..many were who asked me some strange questions on the stage during the wedding day like "beta aapne schooling kahan se ki hai"..Me: Aunty ji jabalpur se..Aunty: Oh wahan se toh mere mamaji ke saale ki beti bhi padhi hai..shayad tum jaante hoge... Me: (changing the topic) Aunty ji aap rest kariye na..Apke liye juice mangwa deta hoon.. Aunty: Nahin beta, Paneer pakode, french fries, aloo tikki, Gobhi manchurian and pineapple shake abhi liya hai..ab to sedhe dinner hi khaayenge.. Me: Ok aunty ji jaisa aap kahen...(Ooooof)...i mean gimme a break!...I dont know how people enjoy all this non-sense..its such a mental and physical assault..no wonder so many couples go for registered marriages...People would make such silly remarks to my in laws like ab to beti chali hi jaayegi paraaye ghar, betiyon ko to ghar chodke jaana hi hota hai..how silly that is...both of us have been staying out of our homes for ages now...so practically it doesn't make any difference apart from we would be staying together...Though the best part was seeing a tiger at the Jim corbett national park..they say its a rare sight!